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You Can't Win 'Em All

“Two soldiers of fortune matching wits and guns against the armies of two nations!”

1970 · 1 h 37 min
Directed by Peter Collinson · UK · British Cinema
WarAdventureComedyAction

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Cast

Tony Curtis Charles Bronson Michèle Mercier Patrick Magee Fikret Hakan Grégoire Aslan

Credits

Written by: Leo Gordon

Plot

During the 1922 Turkish Civil War, two Americans and a group of foreign mercenaries offer their services to a local Turkish governor who hires them as guards for a secret transport.

Sinekatalog’s take

A rowdy adventure of mercenaries trading quips while escorting a mysterious cargo through a volatile land. The tone is jokey and the action lively. Fun for fans of easygoing, old-school war-adventure romps.Sinekatalog’s own editorial review – not a user or critic quote.

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Ratings

IMDb: 5.7 / 10 (2,022 votes)
IMDb rating and vote count from the IMDb ratings dataset (October 2026). Scores change over time.

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